Today I feel like talking about all the idiots (And I use that term lightly, those of you that know me personally know that I personally greet you by insulting you as soon as I step into the room) and so I'm gonna give a quick few lines on each one of ya. Yes. You can chew me out, yell at me, or never read it, 'cause I don't care. I DARE YOU TO try to challenge it. If I don't mention you, then apparently I completely forgot about you or you weren't worth mentioning. I'm not gonna say which either, so HAW. Also, I have them all in my head and I'm going to do them in a completely RANDOM order, so don't think you're special if I list you first or last or even 6th.

Fool Number 1:

Nicki. Nicki, Nicki. I don't know what I did to draw your ire, or lack thereof, and if anything, I understand the relationship of understanding between two people is a really cool thing...
But saying that ONLY ONE person in the entire world understands you and helped you out and is so wonderful to you, just very well may get other people to get pissed off, y'know what I'm sayin'? There's lots of people I know that are sympathetic or at least understanding, or at the very least have an idea of what you're going through and you go ahead and ignore them all and single out one person for your combined collection of self-worth and being. That's not really fair, you know? Friends worth keeping are hard to come by, and if you go ahead and alienate all of them by one sweeping generalization, you're gonna end up feelin' pretty lonely when that ONE FRIEND THAT COMPLETELY UNDERSTOOD YOU ends up being a total jackass.

Fool Number 2:

Hyoo-Tar-In. You're a bucketful of surprises, you know? I always figure I'm gonna get the same ol' reaction from you and yet I always get the same randomness comin' out of freakin' nowhere. Not that it's a bad thing, just sayin'. I've always wondered... Do you have any hobbies outside of drawing? What do you want to do with yourself in the future? Of course, I don't blame you if you don't want to think about that.

Fool Number 3:

Grandpa Topgun. They're doing Java this quarter. Are you gonna be taking that? And what about that Tech Fest Project you were gonna do? What happened to that? We have the Green Wall, perhaps we can get those retarded pictures you wanted. I have to tutor on Mon, Tue, and Fri.
Even if it doesn't have a chance in hell of winning, it'd be hilarious to make.

Fool Number 4:

Stormy. I hope things work out with ya with your personal deals. You're a lot different than when I first remember. But then again, maybe you're just that way around me? I don't know. Either way, it's good to see you in good spirits.

Fool Number 5:

Doc. If there's anything Haruhi Suzimiya taught me, is that life can be boring, and in fact, it's kind of nice that it's boring. We don't always need to make our lives interesting or even worse, make it seem that way. I don't think anyone actually listens to Kyon, poor guy, but the dude is right - There's nothing wrong with normal old life for a change, 'kay?

Fool Number 6:

Imzak. What happened to ya, man? Look at yourself! Are you really satisified with showcasing yourself to the rest of us how BROWN you really are? Represent? All this ambition, all this want and desire and you happily throw it all away for some ass that you're already arguing with? C'mon, dude, even I can see that makes NO sense.

Fool Number 7:

Tim. Maybe you gotta stop dreamin' and start doin', buddy. You tell me all these fantastic all these awesome dreams of yours but yet you sit at MY DESK and just look but never do. Get your tired ass in gear, dude.

Fool Number 8:

Me. I need to be more forgiving toward the fools. I shouldn't be so hard on them, but hell, if I'm not hard on them, then I guess no one will. Parents don't do their job anymore, but it isn't my job to be their parent either. But who cares? I care, because I'm tired of buying them food. Can't they get their own damn food? WHAT THE HELL.

Fool Number 9:

Fosie. You're probably tired of being known as Fosie that likes the kitties. I don't blame ya, man. Once you get a stigma like that, it's hard to make it go away. Of course, if you punch somebody, you tend to replace the stigma you had with a brand new one that's probably worse.

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Fool Number 10:

Liz. Don't get pissed off at me when I say strange things. You're more normal than the rest of the fools so it's hard for me to be something I'm not. I'm probably the "Most" normal of the Fools here, so whatever I pick up is usually from them. I don't mind being a little weird, it makes things interesting! I just wish I didn't feel like I have to hide it from you because you think it's totally bizzare or strange. I act with a perfectly normal amount of sanity. I'm not crazy or insane. In fact, I'm probably more rational than most people you know. I'm just someone looking to have some clean, good fun with some clean, good friends. Sure, they're a bit whacky, but you'll have to pardon them, and I suppose me, as well, for hanging out with them.

And that's all I got in my head. And that's all I have to say at the moment. If you want me to talk about you as a Fool, then go ahead and nag me and I'll gladly list you on to this. Fools.