Ok, so I have this job. It's a job that I have and I like to do it and sometimes it gives out really free things that are free because I work there.


I know it's cool ok.

So when I went to the party with Liz (And that was also awesome on it's own in it's own kind of weird way) they decided (The Job that is, it seems to have it's own personality now since everyone seems to be jealous of it and it has the ability to do things on it's own.)

TO GIVE OUT THESE IPODS.

Ipods, as you or maybe someone who at least has the ability to come to this website should know, are musical instruments of pure fashion stupidity. I really can not fathom why one would want to use such a device other than the pure listening ability that you get out of it. The other uses that come along with it, and presumably, make it more valuable than other retarded MP3 players is for the extra touches added to it to make it "Better" or whatever the hell it is that makes an Ipod so much more attractive and hip than other MP3 players that don't die within a year of usage.

So anyway, I get an IPOD. It's 8 Gigs. That's a lot of room for music, or at least it is to me but for these music lovers of whatever they are, this is like oh my god sweetness.

So yeah. I have it. And I've been trying desperately to get rid of the damn thing. It just sits in its case mocking me every day before I go to work that I haven't opened or even gotten rid of the damn thing.

I'm trying to. Get rid of the Ipod. So I plead to everyone, please lift this overpriced piece of garbage from my dirty hands.

Everyone is more than glad to take it, naturally, free Ipod, sweet. So I'm more than happy to give it to people...

But no one wants to come and get the darn thing. It's a free Ipod, seriously, if you really wanted it, you'd say "Yo, Rick, let's go get it" and I'd be all like YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH and then we'd go and it'd be gone and it's gone and gone, and... Yeah.

So now 5 people want it. Who gets it?

No idea.

You dolts figure that out. Urgh.