Ok.

I don't get it. There is something about this 2000 pageview deal. I know there is, I'm just not sure WHAT, exactly.

It's very possible that someone could jack their own numbers by visiting their own page every few minutes and logging onto several computers to see if they got any hits. I'm not exactly sure what that 2000 is about, but if it's something to write about, gosh darn it, I'm gonna write about it.

Really lame. Poor form, Rick. Poor form.

TOO BAD OK.

Do I get a cake for having over 2000 page views? I've only really made, like 6 things.

My writings are too long and obscure for most - I don't think anyone really wants to spend time reading what I think is an unparalleled reading experience when it comes to that type of genre. But perhaps maybe we just don't have time to read these things. We got a lot of stuff to do!

So I just have a few flash animations and I should be lauded with medals, precious medals for being able to do the simplest of tasks and create a terrible Flash experience for people to attempt to enjoy.

Yes.

I want some medals.

Or somethin'.

Yeah.

But seriously, what is the deal? I haven't read about it anywhere. So what is it?