FosieOSThere have been several in the works already. Some are theoretical, some actually exist. Some even go out of their way to be not useful at all.
But this... This adds a new touch of... I don't know, hilarity.
The FosieOS.
Basically, it's being made in the idea of a basic command line system, only it's a billion times more annoying because FosieOS will simply just spout off random things instead of actually being helpful. And he'll do this whenever you try to do ANYTHING, during ANY part of ANY step of WHATEVER it is you're trying to do. And a lot of times when he does this it never makes ANY sense.
Here's an example of one occurrence with this horrid little monster:
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This is the FosieOS. Nyah!
You might want to do something... Sometimes.
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> run
FosieOS: Run what?
> notepad
FosieOS: Ok! I found the giraffe!
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> quit
FosieOS: FosieOS has started up!
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> quit
FosieOS: You sure you wanna quit? You can't get the zookeeper that way!
n
FosieOS: Ok, never mind!
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: Sometimes.
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: You put in help as a command! I don't know...!
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: FosieOS has started up!
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: Sometimes.
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: There's Tiger.
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: There's Tiger.
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: Sometimes.
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
> help
FosieOS: Here's what you can do, ok?
exit
quit
run
FosieOS: What do you wanna do now?
>
I only have three commands.
The thing is, being able to run SOMETIMES and quit/exit SOMETIMES isn't nearly as flexible as I'd like it to be.
And he doesn't have enough things to say.
So this is where you come in.
Just think of any random Fosie saying and I'll add it to the list of random things FosieOS will say.
Also, any operation/command you'd like the FosieOS to TRY to do (The outcome will most likely not be what you expected) will also be quite hilarious.
(For example, if someone suggests to make a built-in Paint Program, I'll most likely just paste an ASCII cat that doesn't really do anything, and then follow it up with-
FosieOS: NYAAH! KITTIES!)
Go nuts.
Devious Comments
What do you want to do now?
> help ram
What about ram?
1. What is ram
2. Current ram
3. Required ram
4. back
> 3
Enough.
What do you want to do now?
> Die
Noo, that would be bad!
What do you want to do now?
> help ram
What about ram?
1. What is ram
2. Current ram
3. Required ram
4. back
> 1
Kinda like a little kitty that grows into a big kitty ...but with horns.
What do you want to do now?
> help ram
What about ram?
1. What is ram
2. Current ram
3. Required ram
4. back
> 2
I don't think you computer is good enough for that.
What do you want to do now?
> help ram
What about ram?
1. What is ram
2. Current ram
3. Required ram
4. back
> 4
Wha???
What do you want to do now?
> pla*Alert* Your Computer Has A Virus!
> play SonicLvl3.wav
Play on what?
> WinAmp
Huh?
What do you want to do now?
> play winamp SonicLvl3.wav
Pwee!
What do you want to do now?
> winamp SonicLvl3.wav
Only if the weather is good.
What do you want to do now?
>
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My :3 fayse wears a party hat. Just like my D: fayse wears a party hat. They party together <:3-- Sara Bear
--
Uh... Ok. I'm... Googling?!
It's ok. I'm from the Internet.
RickOS: Ok, what is it?
> run
RickOS: *Sigh* Fine, but you could be doing something else, like going outside.
> just do it
RickOS: Ok, geez. Cripes. Ok, I ran it. Happy now?
> y
RickOS: "y"? That's the best you can do? Can't at least put in "yes" or even better, you could just do "Yes." It's really not that difficult! All you have to do is depress the SHIFT key once and the a few more keys that are pretty close to the "Y" key and you can actually type like a normal human being! That'd
> ok shut up
RickOS: Fine.
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Uh... Ok. I'm... Googling?!
It's ok. I'm from the Internet.
So... If you want to contribute, just put in whether it's something FosieOS will say, a command you'd like FosieOS to try to do, or an alert that would happen to a normal computer that FosieOS needs to notify you about.
--
Uh... Ok. I'm... Googling?!
It's ok. I'm from the Internet.
Kind of a jerk.
--
My :3 fayse wears a party hat. Just like my D: fayse wears a party hat. They party together <:3-- Sara Bear
--
Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly,
but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.
Bumbled Bee!!!!!! >w<
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